I like hmmmmmm..... !JOKES!

You know what I'll tell you a story just float off
with me and read my writing as if it was my
voice telling you the story........
Once upon a time.....

! ! ! ! J O K E S ! ! ! !

I love dancing, and Laughing.....And walking
in the rain.....I love red, and blue......And
all shades of green......Roses are red, Violets
are Blue....I'd tell you the rest, but I dont
have a clue...No, This is Serious, No jokes
anymore =) Just joking,That is me, I am a
joke...... I love jokes, I love hearing NEW
jokes,The only thing I dont like is if the
jokes are about me....I just love jokes,
All my closest friends love jokes, I know my
TAFE teacher loves jokes, Hey Kris! When
you read this, Know I'm just joking, I guess
If I'm not joking, I'm Just trying to see how
many jokes I can make out of a joke, Or
maybe how many times I can say 'joke'.I
know that this is such a small thing, But
maybe when you think about it honestly,
It is kind of a big thing in life and for all us
kiddies running around.Maybe we try and
make jokes, Maybe they are lame ass
jokes but you get that...Hey Kris, I hope
this isn't too bad, Just off the top of my
head, Remember Kris that you said we
could take the smallest things and just
make it into a huge thing?...Hmmmm I
guess thats what I'm doing even though
its probably doing your head in!!!! Bye
for now everyone Bella J xXxXxXx

Jokes are everyday things when you
think about it, I mean count how many
ppl made jokes about your mumma
today or about ya face, I mean sure,
some people take it way too far i know
thats frustrating, its just like this joke:

"Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she
doesn't smell very good and it's only a
dollar to ride." And heres another one:

Mickey, Minnie and Goofy
One day Mickey Mouse woke up and
Minnie wasn't there. He went to look for
her and, as he stepped outside, he saw
“Mickey Sucks!” written out in a yellow
liquid in the snow. He investigated and
realized there was good news and bad news.
It appeared to be Goofy's urine, but Minnie's
handwriting.


Three Drunk Men
These three guys got together one day and were
talkining about how drunk they got at a party the
night before. The first guy said, ''Man I was so
drunk last night, I went home and blew Chunk's"
The second guy said, "Man that's nothing, I got so drunk
last night, I was driving home and I got done for DWI.''
The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so
drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a
prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.''
Then the first guy said, ''No -- you guys don''t
understand! Chunks is my dog!"

Oh my Chunks.... Well there you get it, Some jokes
are just hysterical and had me in fits. Anyway I'm done,
My point is Jokes are jokes, I am a joke, You can joke
with me but be stuffed if its too serious!!! Maybe I like
the word joke, or maybe im just tryin to see how many
times I can say Joke in 1 blog, Joke, Joke, Joke Oh my,
JOKE!!!!!! LOL.

SeE yA lAtA gUyS!!!! luv Bella the joke xXxXxXx

Aggressive??

What happens when you can tell a situation is going to get out of hand and turn violent? Can you tell when you are about to blow when the person beside you is annoying you?? What do you do? Do you turn away? Do you walk away just a little bit?? Or do you walk to the other side of the playground???

Well lets just say you decide to walk away... What happens if you r then coinsidered a coward?
Oh hell no, You wouldnt wanna be the cowardly kid of your 10 in a school FULL of mongrels....

Would you rather get aggressive and break that persons neck!?!?! No! Because then you would most likely be severly punished and your parents if they were half decent would probly kill ya, thats if the parents of the other kid didnt kill ya before!!!

Do you think it would be cooler to ignore them??? Well that will make them think they are just the top poop! And you dont need that cos they'll probly get more confident and end up mugging you or something..... Or just end up burying you under their coolness!!??